FIFA's President, Trump and this Pursuit for Peace: An Association Football Approach

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After María Corina Machado was awarded the current year's Nobel Peace Prize for her "persistent campaigning advocating for political freedoms", Donald Trump reacted with the type of generous reaction you would predict. After persistently conducted a campaign of self-promotion to ensure he won it himself, the leader immediately asserted responsibility for the Venezuelan political figure's achievement, cataloged his own self-proclaimed and often dubious accomplishments in the area of world conflict resolution and challenged the authority of the awarding body who chose not to award the honor, monetary award and certificate to him.

Although protection considerations suggest it has yet to be determined if the newly crowned peace prize winner will come forward from hiding to collect her honor in person at the Scandinavian presentation in December, a certain obsequious Fifa president seems hell-bent on stealing her spotlight regardless. Certainly, the football administrator has opted to present a peace prize of his personal invention in facing a worldwide broadcast audience of hundreds of millions global soccer enthusiasts the previous week in Washington.

An individual who has for years preached the value of maintaining politics out of football, specifically when they are the kind of ideological stances he considers uncomfortable or merely doesn't like, the FIFA leader utilized his platform at the America Business Forum in Miami to promote his agenda about the ability of the beautiful game to unite individuals of all races and faith, notably those who have a spare over five thousand dollars available to buy variable cost Global Soccer Tournament tickets.

"In an increasingly unstable and separated global community, it is fundamental to recognize the remarkable effort of people who strive earnestly to stop disagreements and unite individuals in an attitude of tranquility", he parped. "Football stands for unity and representing the whole football community, the Football Unity Honor – Soccer Connects Globally will recognize the enormous work of such persons who unite people, providing confidence for coming years."

But which individual could he indicate? While the football official was careful not to give any clues regarding the individual of the inaugural award's selected honoree, he proceeded to segue into a probably distinct and obsequious homage to his present Close Associate (Or In The Short Term), Trump. His comments certainly had the desired effect. Internationally, the most doubtful among us were united in asserting they recognized exactly who would be receiving the Simulated Unity Honor, with various people even advancing to present completely unfounded claims that the convicted felon and cheating-at-golf person being discussed might even have forced the organization leader to create it just to offset the president's perception of unfairness at missing out on the genuine honor.

As believable a situation as it seems, The Sports Publication begs to differ, mainly due to the fact that in the past few months the increasingly ridiculous Fifa boss has worked his path to such an extent up Trump's digestive tract that there's every chance this latest idea was actually his original concept.

And even though it's reasonable to suppose it stays past the administrator's limited wit to present the most unexpected development by presenting the organization's inaugural (and potentially concluding) peace prize to the climate activist, the Ukrainian leader or the individual of the Italian team's technical team who stepped between the footballer and Ivan Juric to prevent an unedifying Bigger Cup touchline flare-up, we can at least hope the Chelsea player and his Chelsea teammates are asked to attend to Washington dressed in gear to conduct a revenge-hijack of the president's honor occasion.

The metallic unflushable-turd-on-a-plinth, or whatever other comparably tasteful bauble Infantino decides to award the American president for his contributions to world harmony and togetherness, would sufficiently offset the championship award he infamously took and retained during the Club World Cup final honor occasion.

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"Someone who worked extensively with rock stars told me that the age that they reach celebrity is the period they stay for all their future years. I thought: 'That will not bode well for me.' I found myself subject to media attention at young adulthood and positioned facing the media. You grow up, you start a family, but you remain a soccer player. Subsequently, all of a sudden, it concludes but your whole identity is still connected in the game" – the former footballer is on good form in a cracking discussion.

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